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You’ll Never Believe What Theresa May Said About “Da ‘erb”
Hundreds of millions of students a day are using hard drugs in London alone. Prime Minister Theresa May argues that something needs to be done about this unparalleled depravity, and shares a…
“Regal Carpet” Review
Not quite a “Crapet” but certainly quite crap in some respects I found this carpet quite sturdy and it almost fully supports me, but I’m still not entirely convinced. It…
A.A. Gill, Back From The Dead, Comes To UCL
Venue: Digital Engagement in Archaeology: Strategies and Evaluation Methods Conference, South Cloisters Price: Free Set in UCL’s resplendent south cloisters, this conference promised much in the way of classical cuisine.…
A Quick Catch Up With Ed Miliband
Ten minutes after I arrive at the hotel room I hear a knock at the door. “Come in.” Miliband walks through the door and sits across from me. “Hola, my…
This One Stupid Thing Will Ruin The Cruciform For You Forever
The architect Alfred Waterhouse is known for beautiful Gothic buildings; the Natural History Museum, Balliol College in Oxford, and our very own Cruciform Building, by far the prettiest bit of…
The Secret To Success: The Three Rules Of Studying
Professor Barbara Tresemmé is an internationally renowned expert in education, claiming diplomas from various universities. She has agreed to share with the students of this school her valuable advice on…
Uber’s London Licence Extended Indefinitely
The Cheese Grater can reveal that the termination of Uber’s operating licence in the capital will be repealed yet again as talks between the taxi hire company and Transport for…
Fresher Wonders Why No One Will Talk To Him As Social Grace Period Ends
“It all changed when I got back from the Christmas holidays” said Marcus Wilson. “People who would have previously nodded politely at my fictional boasts of sexual adventures and endless stories…