Society Bitch
Soc Bitch as she is affectionately known among the self-identified BNOCs and trend setters of UCL is perhaps this university’s most beloved student-hack.
Her column on all Union-related shenanigans appears in every issue of The Cheese Grater.
Got gossip? All tip-offs will be treated in the strictest confidence and fact checked. Soc Bitch doesn’t need a lawsuit on her hands.
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Is it really all over for Men’s Rugby?
Can it be true? UCL Men’s Rugby, long the bête noire of your fair columnist, has been disaffiliated from the Union. In June, the club was caught chanting racist songs…
Men’s Rugby has been disaffiliated
It is with no small amount of schadenfreude that Soc Bitch can announce that UCL Men’s Rugby has been disaffiliated from Students’ Union UCL. It’s been a trying year for…
The show is over for Magic Society
UCL Magic Society has been disaffiliated from the union after a failure to conjure up enough card-carrying members spelled disaster for the group. The unfortunate illusionists had no ace up…
RUMS Boat Club does not have a problem with drinking and sexual harassment
Soc Bitch takes seriously her solemn responsibility to highlight the stupid, sexist, and unsavoury. Thus, it is with teary eyes that this month she can celebrate a selfless example of…
Drama Soc’s Papaya gets Slashed
UCL Drama Soc left the Fringe with a bloody nose after The Scotsman, that most beloved of Scottish-radical-rags, deposited a steaming pile of spicy invective on Papaya, the society’s productional…
Comedy of Errors: The Drama Soc Story
If you have a pulse and a Facebook account, you’re probably familiar with those giants of social media, UCLove and UCLoathe. For those still stuck in the Stone Age (looking…
Just some nonsense that happened during the UCU strike
Variety being the spice of life, Soc Bitch has this month directed her withering gaze towards the strike-related drama on the UCU picket lines. (Men’s Rugby best not get too…
UCL Men’s Rugby Encourage “Oriental Attire” For Tonight’s Chinese New Year Celebrations
Though their Hugh Hefner memorial back in October didn’t go to plan, Soc Bitch wishes Men’s Rugby all the luck in celebrating Chinese New Year tonight. The Facebook event for…
UCL Boat Club Plan Meeting to Solve The Patriarchy… No Women Invited
In the ongoing struggle against the old dog of misogyny, Soc Bitch has learned that two valiant young men from UCL Boat Club have decided that they, single-handedly, know what’s…
In Last Sportsnite Of The Year: Medics Fight For Right to Vom
It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. For the past several years, any innocent bystanders at a RUMS…