Soc Bitch as she is affectionately known among the self-identified BNOCs and trend setters of UCL is perhaps this university’s most beloved student-hack.
Her column on all Union-related shenanigans appears in every issue of The Cheese Grater.
Got gossip? All tip-offs will be treated in the strictest confidence and fact checked. Soc Bitch doesn’t need a lawsuit on her hands.
Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers’ flu, STI’s, and fake friendships. Speaking of the flu and STI’s, apparently UCL Men’s Rugby held a social last year alongside the netball team (invite only of course) centered around speed dating. Now let your …
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Whack on your sexy Santa hat, snuggle up to the warmth of EFS in flames, and immerse yourself in some festive goss.
Soc Bitch is in the foulest of moods, and it’s not just because she couldn’t book Mully’s for her annual Christmas gin-shindig. Unless you’ve been living under a UCLove-less rock, you’ll be no stranger to the claims made against Economics & Finance Society (EFS) in recent weeks – claims which Soc Bitch has so far …
If I asked you which Harry Potter book reminded you most of EFS, you might be tempted to say the Deathly Hallows. But, in light of recent events, I would posit the Chamber of Secrets as a more appropriate option. Wily as I am, even Soc Bitch couldn’t get a squeak out of those finance-obsessed …
Well, well, well, if it isn’t your favourite drama queen back on campus. Unfortunately, I’ll also be joined by two years’ worth of freshers, but I suppose it’s within their right to go to the Ministry of Sound and get an STI. Speaking of STIs, UCL Men’s Rugby are reportedly back after several years in …
Hey you cool cats and kittens – you better get your napkins ready because Soc Bitch is about to spill the tea. We were all pretty outraged by Ayman, the current education officer, posting his campaign on the Student Union Instagram without a platform to his running mates. In this Soc Bitch exclusive we are …
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Last night, during a daily I-hate-my-life scroll through Instagram, Soc Bitch came upon a post that shocked her to her core! It seemed that Ayman, the current Education Officer, had used the Student Union account to promote his own campaign for re-election in next week’s Leadership Race. The post, which consisted of a shiny campaign …
Santa Claus is coming to town and believe me I hate all that festive joy crap. I promise I’m not going to whine about Bojo again. It just seems that Soc Bitch has stepped into a parallel universe where reality is a Christmas Hallmark film and COVID is happy to ‘cool it’ for a week …
This Halloween, Soc Bitch has never been more spooked than by the Grinch Boris who wants to steal Christmas with another confusing lockdown…
