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Society Bitch

Soc Bitch as she is affectionately known among the self-identified BNOCs and trend setters of UCL is perhaps this university’s most beloved student-hack.

Her column on all Union-related shenanigans appears in every issue of The Cheese Grater.

Got gossip? All tip-offs will be treated in the strictest confidence and fact checked. Soc Bitch doesn’t need a lawsuit on her hands.

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    Tamil Soc disaffiliated by fresher tip

    • December 16, 2020
    Santa Claus is coming to town and believe me I hate all that festive joy crap. I promise I’m not…
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      Homophobia is kinda spooky, I guess…

      • November 2, 2020
      This Halloween, Soc Bitch has never been more spooked than by the Grinch Boris who wants to steal Christmas with another confusing lockdown…
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        • Soc Bitch

        Soc Bitch – Self Loathing Edition

        • April 9, 2020
        Soc Bitch is pleased to report that The Cheese Grater has once again stirred enough shit to be able to…
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          • Soc Bitch

          Soc Bitch: Brexit Edition

          • January 31, 2020
          What with this being a Brexit issue and all, you may have made the oh so-rash assumption that Soc Bitch would be taking a break from her almighty reign of terror, but alas you were wrong.
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            • Soc Bitch

            UCL Drama Soc brings Christmas (very) early

            • December 22, 2019
            As UCL’s lesser fictional gossip-mongers are shutting up shop for Christmas merriment, Soc Bitch works late into the night to…
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              • Soc Bitch

              RUMS elders pass on their knowledge

              • October 30, 2019
              Soc Bitch has awakened from her summer long daze, ready to share the most exciting of UCL’s intrigue and corridor…
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                • Soc Bitch

                UCL medics glass attendees at debauched sports ball

                • March 22, 2019
                It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. Pandemonium…
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                  • Soc Bitch

                  AGMs in “the worst” shocker

                  • March 21, 2019
                  It’s AGM season which means it’s time to make fun of jumped-up students who act like they’re hiring an international…
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                    • Soc Bitch

                    And all that jazz

                    • February 5, 2019
                    This month, Soc Bitch was distraught to learn of an attempt to trample on CG’s turf. In January, a group…
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                      • Soc Bitch

                      Is it really all over for Men’s Rugby?

                      • December 11, 2018
                      Can it be true? UCL Men’s Rugby, long the bête noire of your fair columnist, has been disaffiliated from the…
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