Society Bitch
Soc Bitch as she is affectionately known among the self-identified BNOCs and trend setters of UCL is perhaps this university’s most beloved student-hack.
Her column on all Union-related shenanigans appears in every issue of The Cheese Grater.
Got gossip? All tip-offs will be treated in the strictest confidence and fact checked. Soc Bitch doesn’t need a lawsuit on her hands.
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UCL medics glass attendees at debauched sports ball
It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. Pandemonium ensued at last night’s RUMS sports ball when partygoers were…
AGMs in “the worst” shocker
It’s AGM season which means it’s time to make fun of jumped-up students who act like they’re hiring an international executive, not electing someone to run pub crawls. Soc Bitch…
And all that jazz
This month, Soc Bitch was distraught to learn of an attempt to trample on CG’s turf. In January, a group of students submitted a request to the Union to affiliate…
Is it really all over for Men’s Rugby?
Can it be true? UCL Men’s Rugby, long the bête noire of your fair columnist, has been disaffiliated from the Union. In June, the club was caught chanting racist songs…
Men’s Rugby has been disaffiliated
It is with no small amount of schadenfreude that Soc Bitch can announce that UCL Men’s Rugby has been disaffiliated from Students’ Union UCL. It’s been a trying year for…
The show is over for Magic Society
UCL Magic Society has been disaffiliated from the union after a failure to conjure up enough card-carrying members spelled disaster for the group. The unfortunate illusionists had no ace up…
RUMS Boat Club does not have a problem with drinking and sexual harassment
Soc Bitch takes seriously her solemn responsibility to highlight the stupid, sexist, and unsavoury. Thus, it is with teary eyes that this month she can celebrate a selfless example of…
Drama Soc’s Papaya gets Slashed
UCL Drama Soc left the Fringe with a bloody nose after The Scotsman, that most beloved of Scottish-radical-rags, deposited a steaming pile of spicy invective on Papaya, the society’s productional…
Comedy of Errors: The Drama Soc Story
If you have a pulse and a Facebook account, you’re probably familiar with those giants of social media, UCLove and UCLoathe. For those still stuck in the Stone Age (looking…
Just some nonsense that happened during the UCU strike
Variety being the spice of life, Soc Bitch has this month directed her withering gaze towards the strike-related drama on the UCU picket lines. (Men’s Rugby best not get too…