What Is UCL’s Favourite Spoon?
The Cheese Grater held an exclusive interview with UCL provost Michael Arthur to put an end to the ceaseless debates and bitter arguments over the question on everyone’s lips: What is…
A Quick Catch Up With Ed Miliband
Ten minutes after I arrive at the hotel room I hear a knock at the door. “Come in.” Miliband walks through the door and sits across from me. “Hola, my…
Ilyas Hung Out To Dry: Online Society Elections Will Now be OPT-OUT
Tonight at an Emergency Council Meeting, the debate over whether President and Treasurer elections for societies should go online finally came to a boil. The two protagonists of the night…
Election iPad Debate Heats Up First Successful General Assembly In Four Years
In a historic night for the Union, Tuesday’s General Assembly was the first since 2014 in which enough people showed up for the meeting to actually go ahead, so that…
Here Are Five Shocking Sexist & Racist Tweets By UCL Professor Who Hosted Eugenics Conference
This morning, London Student published an exposé into the London Conference of Intelligence that has been hosted by UCL for the last four years. The host of the conference is Professor James…
We Interviewed Bellogate Expert Mr Replé Aull About Today’s Shenanigans
Interviewer: Mr Aull, thank you for coming in on such short notice. Replé: It is no problem. I have a dedicated laptop signed into UCL’s email system to monitor for…
Israel-Palestine Conflict Resolved In Comments Section Of The Guardian
In what has been described as a breakthrough for international diplomacy, the Israel-Palestine border dispute, often viewed as one of the most contentious socio-political issues of modern times, has finally…
I Quit My Day Job To Travel The World
It fucking sucks, please help me. Just a few years ago, I was like you. Stuck in a dead-end fifty hour a week, £60K a year job, doing the 9-5…
The Tab Caves To Student Pressure
The Tab London has followed the wishes of students announcing on Twitter today that “by popular demand it will now be merely a fortnightly list of who’s fucked who, for…
In Last Sportsnite Of The Year: Medics Fight For Right to Vom
It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. For the past several years, any innocent bystanders at a RUMS…