Humour
Humour from The Cheese Grater features satirical news articles, fake (and often libellous) interviews, funny adverts for questionable products, surreal excursions into B-List celebrities’ lives, and soul-searching cartoons.
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A Forbidden Lust: An Ode to Ivanka
Now that that whole “election” thing is over, former businessman Donald Trump can relax and enjoy his favourite past-time: writing poetry. When I see you, I see half of me…
This man’s reaction to getting pranked was absolutely priceless!
When local man Nick Fields was pranked on Saturday, his reaction was just utterly priceless. Paul O’Hara, the prankster in question, did not expect such a priceless reaction. “When I…
SAVAGE, UCLU’s Premier Arts and Culture Journal, Interviews Ed Balls
Always at the vanguard of the London culture scene, UCLU’s arts journal “SAVAGE” presents an exclusive interview with dancing sensation Ed Balls. I arrive at Former Chancellor Ed Balls’ dressing…
Theresa May’s Neonatal Passport Checks
A Cheese Grater Investigations Exclusive The Prime Minister has unveiled a pilot scheme that will require all newborn babies to carry a British passport for inspection upon exit from the…
SAVAGE interviews Christmas’ most controversial figurehead, Santa Claus
I stand outside the Lapland Embassy on Belgravia’s Chesham Place, shivering culturally in my D&G brogues. A homeless man approaches me for some change. I kneel, and pass him a…
Pi Comment: Why, at 21, I’m rejecting the damaging Santa Claus myth
For all my 21 years, the esteemed St. Nicholas has managed to find the time, energy, and gymnastic prowess to fit his portly stature through my chimney every Christmas Eve.…
The Herstory of the Potato
Everything Pi Mag’s patriarchal history of the spud didn’t tell you. Is there a more radical food than the potato? I would argue no. Most people don’t know about the…
The Provost’s Dream Diary
January 5th: dreamt that a swiss old cruel man with tiny cloth eyes sold me a whistle I played the whistle and hannah sketchley became unhappy 6/10 January 7th: dreamt that I…
An Exclusive Interview with Richard d’Urquhart
Chorles Higson meets the UK’s most depraved food critic When I first see d’Urquhart, he is squatting outside the Tesco on Goodge Street, devouring a bag of various pastries from…
Just The Tips For Valentines!
Some STEAMY tips to spice up your love life! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, those lucky enough to have the love-bug steadfastly chewing on their brains will be worrying about…