Humour
Humour from The Cheese Grater features satirical news articles, fake (and often libellous) interviews, funny adverts for questionable products, surreal excursions into B-List celebrities’ lives, and soul-searching cartoons.
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A very patriotic Valentine’s Day to you all
President Donald Trump’s latest executive order has declared February 14th as National Patriotic 10s Day. “To make America great again, America must celebrate the best of what makes America great:…
Donald Trump Inauguration Speech “Plagiarised Hussein”
Speech borrows heavily from former Iraqi President, critics claim President Donald Trump has been caught red-handed in his inauguration speech. The 16-minute address, delivered to a crowd of, quite literally,…
A Forbidden Lust: An Ode to Ivanka
Now that that whole “election” thing is over, former businessman Donald Trump can relax and enjoy his favourite past-time: writing poetry. When I see you, I see half of me…
This man’s reaction to getting pranked was absolutely priceless!
When local man Nick Fields was pranked on Saturday, his reaction was just utterly priceless. Paul O’Hara, the prankster in question, did not expect such a priceless reaction. “When I…
SAVAGE, UCLU’s Premier Arts and Culture Journal, Interviews Ed Balls
Always at the vanguard of the London culture scene, UCLU’s arts journal “SAVAGE” presents an exclusive interview with dancing sensation Ed Balls. I arrive at Former Chancellor Ed Balls’ dressing…
Theresa May’s Neonatal Passport Checks
A Cheese Grater Investigations Exclusive The Prime Minister has unveiled a pilot scheme that will require all newborn babies to carry a British passport for inspection upon exit from the…
SAVAGE interviews Christmas’ most controversial figurehead, Santa Claus
I stand outside the Lapland Embassy on Belgravia’s Chesham Place, shivering culturally in my D&G brogues. A homeless man approaches me for some change. I kneel, and pass him a…
Pi Comment: Why, at 21, I’m rejecting the damaging Santa Claus myth
For all my 21 years, the esteemed St. Nicholas has managed to find the time, energy, and gymnastic prowess to fit his portly stature through my chimney every Christmas Eve.…