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Saturday
Mar242012

Grey Dawn

The Cheese Grater intercepts Malcolm Grant’s outgoing mail - Dear Channel Five, below is an idea for a TV show I think you should seriously consider producing. I’ve been working on it for years now and it really could be the next big series to hit our screens...

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Friday
Mar232012

Thank You & Goodbye

The Cheese Grater is to close after 168 years of existence - the controversial magazine upset readers with ruthless journalistic practice such as waterboarding election candidates and paying the College Chaplain for information, but the final straw was the constant debilitating legal threat that followed more than a century of clear libel. The magazine has been described by UCL Union as an “uninsurable risk”, and as “fucking disgusting” and “too self-referential” by others.

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Friday
Mar232012

From The Desk Of Shergar Holmes

3rd August 1951 - I place my empty tumbler down on the worn leather, knowing that within moments it will be refilled when I go and refill it. Nothing greases the cogs of the investigative mind better than slamming another Jim Beam and taking a drag on a big cigarette. Some people call them cigars...

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Friday
Mar232012

Okay! Computer?

Is the ‘digital age’ a good thing? Or is it actually a bad thing? - We are living in a ‘digital age’. It is now virtually impossible to go about one’s day without running into ‘digital technology’ in one form or another. In 21st century Britain, you can find personal computers everywhere: offices, schools, libraries… you name it...

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