In this issue: Residents oppose UCL's Newham expansion; Peter Piper picks a peck; we show a screenshot of The Buzz's G8 coverage; The last article ever written in The Cheese Grater.

In this issue: Interviews with all the full time sabbatical candidates; RON tells it how it is; Billy Fresher puts the word out; what the candidates are really thinking about.

In this issue: Reclusive Auteur Brucie Hoops' new film; The Diary of Ed Miliband; Our Referendum coverage in full; UCL Karran's leaked past paper; Delia Smith lays an egg.

In this issue: Malcolm Grant's expenses while travelling as part of a trade delegation; Pi Newspaper Editor Samuel Johnson resigns; Interview with Jan Zelter; Merry Christmas from The Cheese Grater.

In this issue: the Welcome Members' Meeting fails to get going; Malcolm Grant walks out of his own lunchtime lecture; Pi Newspaper takes a flogging; a computer pioneer kicks the bucket.

In this issue: we dish the dirt on UCL Union's attempts to censor The Cheese Grater; Handover Party descends into a drunken brawl; freshers advice for the new generation.

In this issue: UCL Occupation is back with a bang; we investigate UCL's plans to relocate the Slade; Chris Martin has a bath for Japan; David Cameron announces Eurovision referendum; the Noel Edmonds phone hacking scandal in full.

In this issue: UCL's £100m budget shortfall uncovered; Union reform causes rifts in Sabb offices; Management hands students' details to Met over criminal investigation; Cheese Grater reporters on the case in Egypt; Valentine's Day poetry.

In this issue: the full story on UCL Occupation; UCLU Sabb implicated in NUS malpractice; Cheese Grater interviews Emma Watson; vegan book reviews.

In this issue: Dodgy voting at Welcome General Meeting exposed; UCL management slashes student representation on committees; David Cameron cuts off his own testicle; Chilean miners star in reality TV show.

In this issue: Conservative Society chaos exclusively revealed; Abdulmutallab returns for UCL Alumni event; fresher cookery advice from W.R. Glenfiddich; David Irving's first year experiences.

In this issue: UCL Extraordinary General Meeting ends in walkout; UCL Dean under pressure over leaked documents; plans to cut Wellcome Trust staff revealed; Mr B threatens to sue; Cheese Grater Election special.

In this issue: UCL's plans to decimate the Modern Languages department; a disturbing lack of competition in Union elections; we examine life on campus after the UCL pants bomber; the truth behind Coldplay uncovered.

In this issue: Controversy at Union Council over London Living Wage; further cuts loom in 6% reduction; Mr B's Pi column in full; a fresh perspective on the Tiger Woods scandal; plans to remove Barking from London.

In this issue: Union's Welcome General Meeting proves contentious; Provost continues to slash staffing levels in College; UCl's email services outsourced to Microsoft in bid to save cash; Radovan Karadžić’s Poetry Corner; Jan Moir's latest theories exclusively for Cheese Grater.

In this issue: Jeremy Bentham caught with his trousers down; Vladimir Nabokov's guide to picking up freshers; Keith Floyd dusts off his first year student cook book; exclusive extracts from Malcolm Grant's diary.

In this issue: Another AGM farce; Pi's funding cut to make way for new Union publication; College systematically exploits Teaching Assistants.

In this issue: Democracy as UCLU as piss poor as ever; launch of new Union publication is another waste of money; College ditches interviews in another cost cutting measure; Halifax's Howard Brown kills self due to financial crisis; Boris Johnson eats own hand.

In this issue: UCL’s dodgy dealings with Camden Council over new academy; College’s ethical investment policy still leaves students fuming; Huntley Street to be turned into student accomodation; Christmas on a shoe string.

In this issue: Cheese Grater censored by Union over corruption story; The Sanctuary Newspaper returns despite ban on campus; UCL academy stokes controversy; UCL performance societies cast graduates rather than their own students; Freshers' Week NHS Direct flow chart; Deloitte try a new recruitment tactic.

In this issue: Knife crime know-how for London's new arrivals; paedophiles strike back; a guide to UCL Union in all its decrepitude.

In this issue: Education and Welfare Sabb blackmailed into voting; UCLU Officers abuse expenses to fund a holiday to America; no confidence motion mysteriously disappears.

In this issue: a special investigation into the 2008 UCL Union Annual General Meeting.

In this issue: An in-depth look at Pi Media's colossal money wasting; Elections Bitch gets her claws out; a futuristic Cheese Grater for your enjoyment.

In this issue: One World Week is given the once over; asbestos desposits across campus threaten students' health; the Benazir Bhutto Assassination Re-enactment in the quad; our reporters explore Martha Stewart’s Scenic Vagina.

In this issue: We investigate the steaming shit heap that is UCL Sanctuary; UCLU website cockup hands passwords to hackers; Provost bows down to demands of herbalists; Mr Chatterbox questions whether our university's corporate identity has cost it its soul.

In this issue: UCL goes full steam ahead with arms shares; Provost's new Green Paper examined with horror; the unseen diaries of Anne Frank.

In this issue: Pol Pot's freshers' week hell; UCLU Genocide Week; Cheese Grater interview with Coldplay.

In this issue: UCL's finance division holding on to students' cash; Sports Society Slave Auction ends with disgust; Provost throws his toys out of the pram over University of London; Vladimir and the Lolitas are causing a stir; new backstreet sport takes London by storm.

In this issue: Sabbs oppose Governance Review; our take on the new Pi Squared; Provost seeks to remove cap on top up fees; UCL's arms shares explored; the dark side of liberal England; Victor Meldrew's afterlives.

In this issue: Education and Welfare Sabb commits electoral fraud; UCL Refectory outsourced by management; a defence of the University of London; Malcolm Grant's bold news staff cutting plans; The Cheese Grater 'interviews' Daniel Craig.

In this issue: Portico online services beset by problems; Ramsay Hall building work causes chaos for students; Mr Chatterbox examines the farce that is UCL graduations; Plagiarism: a troubleshooting guide; Jeremy Bentham put up for sale on Ebay.

In this issue: Gap year warfare; the Facebook essentials for university fun; UCL traditions for all those lovely freshers.

In this issue: a one-off investigative special looking into the corruption and hypocrisy lurking behind UCL Union's social colours awards.

In this issue: Pi editor Simon Dedman cheats in UCLU elections; full coverage of the UCL lecturers' strike; the truth on Bruce Springsteen; REVEALED: NUS started Vietnam War.

In this issue: Mr Chatterbox examines UCL's monolithic desires over University of London;the problems with the Slade; The Adventures of Muhammad; Rachel Stevens loses bra.

In this issue: Mr Chatterbox looks into UCL's new corporate image; UCL employs arms supremo; university building project hits troubled waters; another great Pi spoof.

In this issue: UCL's £600k rebranding exercise revealed; student tragedy in Campbell House East; the life and times of Malcom Grant's moustache; Metro mockup.

The Oxbridge Rejects Support Group flier.

In this issue: Malcolm Grant's charity tache shave; UCLU elections special report; Hunter S. Thompson’s last work.

In this issue: UCL's NUS referendum; Pi Media investigation; Education and Welfare Sabb comes under attack; David Attenborough's new student documentary; Tommy the Post-Nuclear Cat.

In this issue: UCLU Garage Theatre gets egoistic; we explore problems with the construction of UCLH; The Cheese Grater's first ever parody of Pi Magazine; Griff Rhys Jones plans to buy London Foot Hospital.

In this issue: Honderich Hits London Student; UCL boy screws up Tories; coverage of the European Social Forum; the Campaign for UCL.

The pilot issue.